he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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