I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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