at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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