Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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