Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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