Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Randomize
