OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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