dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You need Xanax blowdarts
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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