nut hugger
id be glad to
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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