no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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