i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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