do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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