Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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