Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I think people are normalizing furries
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