don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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