im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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