He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize