..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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