i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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