He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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