Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Text me some of your sweat
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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