can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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