I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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