Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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