I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I think I just sharted jello shots
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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