# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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