Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Randomize
