ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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