This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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