Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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