Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Send help, water and tortillas.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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