Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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