If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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