i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
