Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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