After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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