i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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