So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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