you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
wow bdsm is so cute
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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