I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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