hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
