Define "chronic" masturbator.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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