I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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