you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I love you. Go after that dick
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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