Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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