Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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