i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Randomize
