ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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