Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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