The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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