Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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