Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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